purchase satanic bible and read it while smoking the the shit out of a christian bible
breakfast.
psychology is one helluva a bitch.
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Warm Memories Mix by Tolerance
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when you’re bored the only solution is masturbation
i have this awful obsession with Gotye’s teeth.
vaginal sports……0_________________________________________o
VAGINAL .
SPORTS.
my dash is so dead it’s killing me. i should probably go out and celebrate Memorial Day like all those social fuckers but…
on second thought i have too much homework to get done.
what the hell am i still doing on tumblr?
ughhhhhh.
oh lawd when i was in 7th grade i did the beyonce booty shake at one of those ghetto school dances and it ended up looking like the chicken dance..
the hak gwais never gave me a break from that day on
but being the crafty bitch that i am i took one of my predator’s notebooks and scribbled obscenities and fat jokes all over them.
and i got detention.
but it was worth it.
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